the neo earth

As I woke up drowsily from a lack of sleep this morning, and I took my usual piss in the bathroom, an idea suddenly struck me. You see, I was reading an article on Peak phosphorous update. The article mentioned of how the world supply of phosphate has peaked and supply is dropping. It also mentioned how most of these phosphate went into our waterways to pollute it with algae growth which eventually ends up in the oceans (affecting our marine life).

Phosphorous is a key element to plant growth. However, it also causes algae growth and soil erosion. Phosphor assists plants to convert nitrogen and other chemicals, together with sunlight into food. Without Phosphate, the plant’s growth will be stunted.

So where are we supposed to find all these phosphate to feed the plants to provide us with the oxygen that we need and jump start the food cycle? The answer lies with in your urine.  98% of Nitrogen, 68% of Phosphor, and 85% of potassium can be recovered from urine. Am I hearing the plants say Yum!? Yet, we are not gonna go around pissing into the bushes or start conserving our urine in bottles to pour them into the soil after that. Everyone will start going – YUCK!

Here is where the ingenious idea will come in! Link the urinals from the men’s bathroom all the way to where the plants are! And because there’s no sunlight between the walls, pipes and the underground, algae will not grow! On top of it, dual purposes are served when you flush the urinals – clean urinals and watered plants! Say goodbye to stinking waterless urinals that simply do not work!